The last child of an extinct race of space journalists, Darien Z was sent out into the wider galaxy as an infant to conquer bad journalism forever. Unfortunately, he hit his head, his grandfather was crushed by a giant rampaging space ape, one thing led to another, and he ended up mostly just complaining about bad journalism instead. What are you going to do?
Sometimes, when bad journalism gets him especially angry, Darien Z’s hair stands on end and changes color. Nobody understands why this happens, but it’s a sign that he Means Business. Generally he also yells a lot and rips his shirt off at these times, so it’s best to stay away.
Darien Z lives in a cabin in the woods with his crazy insane wife and nebulous number of children. Rumors that he transforms into a giant rampaging space ape when the moon is full are just fake news spread by space Russians so stop asking about that.